Of International Days

[lil_tanuki]

So I was on this... wikipedia they call it, weird name. And I put in the date today and uh...

What's a Fetish?

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[oceanicbreak]

[Miharu's using a video app, which means you get to see his face turn white and then bright red.]

How...how old are you?

[lil_tanuki]

I'm nine. Why?

[oceanicbreak]

[That deer-in-headlights look is still on his face. It's probably not going to go away any time soon.]

That's...um, that's a grown-up thing.

[lil_tanuki]

Grown up thing? How grown up do you have to be to know what it is?

[Curious Hayate is Curious.]

[oceanicbreak]

Pretty grown up.

[lil_tanuki]

Oh. So like if I was fifteen I'd know what it is?

[oceanicbreak]

Probably. It's really not something kids should know about.

[lil_tanuki]

Oh okay. So this is an adult thing. I see. Maybe I shouldn't read the article...?

[oceanicbreak]

Please don't. For everyone's sanity, at least.

[lil_tanuki]

Well okay... I guess I'll just close out of the tab...

[oceanicbreak]

Good idea. Just...be careful what you're looking up online, okay?

[lil_tanuki]

Be careful? Well okay. I can do that.

[glass_secret]

Oh sweetie, I think that's something you're better off not knowing.

[lil_tanuki]

How come? Is it really bad?

[glass_secret]

More like something that's really only meant for adults.

[lil_tanuki]

Oohhhh.... Miharu said it was for adults. Do I have to be a lot older for it though?

[glass_secret]

That depends, how old are you now?

[lil_tanuki]

I'm ten going on eleven.

[glass_secret]

Yeah, give yourself another eight years before you go looking that stuff up again, kiddo.

[lil_tanuki]

Oh, okay then. I'll make a note of that.

[glass_secret]

Good idea.

[lil_tanuki]

All right, well, um hmm... is there anything good for me to look at?

[fightbymoonlight]

[Oh dear god why.]

It's, ah... not really important for you to know. You'll find out when you're older.

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, people keep saying that. I dunno what's the big deal about it though... is it really that serious?

[fightbymoonlight]

Well, I'm not sure if I would call it serious... But it's not really appropriate for someone your age.

[lil_tanuki]

Ah, I see. I guess I should be more careful in what I look up in my spare time, right?

[fightbymoonlight]

Definitely. I'd advise you not to look up yourself. I haven't done it, but from what I hear the results are... off-putting.

[lil_tanuki]

Oh okay. I won't then. [Especially for a little kid who'd be scarred.]