Doilies and Tea Parties

[lil_tanuki]

[Well when one had an unexpected houseguest, one broke out the drinks and food. At least that's what Hayate was doing for one Nathan who had appeared in her house, connected to her with a red string.

Well she did kind of like older men, even if he was a bit of a potty mouth.]

How do you like your coffee? I think we also have some beer the last time I had a visitor over.

Comments

[lil_tanuki]

I'll make sure he doesn't Mr. Manager!

[thats_brutal]

[He gives Charles a looooooooooooong look. See? SEE what he has to put up with?!

SAVE HIM.


NOW.



REALLY.


DON'T MAKE HIM SAY PLEASE.]

Is this like the not punching people in the face thing?

[ninjamanager]

It is exactly like that, yes. Think of this as a cross-dimensional PR gig. You're there to make the band look good. And if you, ah .... let me put it this way: if you **** up, I can't clean up after you there like we do after William. We clear?


[to Tanuki] Thank you, but you can call me Charles.

[lil_tanuki]

[All the intent flew over Hayate's head as she nodded.] Got it! Charles it is.

[thats_brutal]

[He twitches at the mention of Murderface. Fucking douchebag always fucking things up for the rest of them. Why the hell is he in the band, anyway, it's not like he actually DOES anything. Or, you know, is USEFUL. No one even likes the asshole. He just takes up space, breaks shit and eats all of their food.

Asshole.

Wait, wasn't Charles trying to make a point? Whatever, couldn't have been THAT important.]

Yeah yeah whatever.