Doilies and Tea Parties

[lil_tanuki]

[Well when one had an unexpected houseguest, one broke out the drinks and food. At least that's what Hayate was doing for one Nathan who had appeared in her house, connected to her with a red string.

Well she did kind of like older men, even if he was a bit of a potty mouth.]

How do you like your coffee? I think we also have some beer the last time I had a visitor over.

Comments

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah. I can walk myself short distances, but it's really really getting hard again.

[thats_brutal]

Oh oh okay so you can walk but, like, not very far?

[pause]

What... What happens? Do you like, ****ing collapse or something?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, my legs give out. It's kind of hard so I'm trying to build up strength while I have a railing to hold onto.

[thats_brutal]

But... uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh what do you do if, like, you go somewhere and it doesn't have that ****ing railing or ramps or **** like that? Do people have to, I don't know, carry you?

[lil_tanuki]

Well yes, that's a limitation. I have to get pulled up the stairs or carried, so yes, it's hard for me.

[thats_brutal]

Huh.

[He's not thinking about how he can use this to potentially fuck with the rest of the band.





Okay yeah yeah he is.]

So uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what are we supposed to do?

[lil_tanuki]

Hmm... not too sure. I've never been tied to someone before. Maybe we could go out together?

[thats_brutal]

Go... out?

[no, really, this is a foreign concept to him.]

Annnnnd do what?

[lil_tanuki]

Maybe take a walk? Get some fresh air and such.

[thats_brutal]

A walk. Like, just... walk? Not do anything, just... walk?

[lil_tanuki]

We could also go out and get some stuff if you wanted too!

[thats_brutal]

Ugh [he sighs, grumbling] I don't need stuff. I've got enough stuff.

[lil_tanuki]

Did you need more beer then? I only have a sixpack left.

[thats_brutal]

[His eyes widen like she's just given him the most horrifying news EVER]

What?! You only have a six pack? How the **** do you only have a six pack? That's nothing!

[lil_tanuki]

Well I am ten. The only reason why I have alcohol in the house is because my parents had it before they died.

[thats_brutal]

[he grumbles]

that's no excuse. I've ****ing been drinking since before I was 10.

[Yes because clearly you're a prime example of a good human being, Nathan.]

[lil_tanuki]

Really? That's different. I never thought anyone could start drinking from that age.

[thats_brutal]

I never said I could start drinking then. Why would I do it if I just could do it?

[lil_tanuki]

You have a point there. Well, there's a nearby store with some beer. If you want to go and get some with me. I'll have to wait outside though.

[thats_brutal]

[He contemplates the implications of this. More booze... but being seen with a little girl in a wheelchair. Strike that. Being seen TIED to a little girl in a wheelchair...


but booze.






fuck it. No one knows him here, anyway.]

Fine.

[lil_tanuki]

All right, let me just get ready and we'll go out.

[thats_brutal]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh okay. [pause] I don't have to, like, do anything, do I?

[lil_tanuki]

Nope! You're fine. [Because clearly having a huge hulk of a man like him pushing her wheelchair wouldn't be looked at weird. Really!]

[thats_brutal]

[... not weird at all. Right. He frowns, looking from side to side]

Uuuhhh okay. I guess I'll just... uh... wait here while you get ready... or whatever.

[lil_tanuki]

All right, just give me a moment then.

[Wheeling back out, she got ready, tossed on a new shirt since she was still in her sleeping things and wheeled out.] Okay ready. Let's go.