Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Body shape... Does that mean I'm fat?

[lil_tanuki]

Of course not! Why would I say that?

[aquaticrush]

If it were true?

[lil_tanuki]

You're curvy, not fat. There is a difference.

[aquaticrush]

If you're sure. This is embarrassing.

[lil_tanuki]

Trust me, I live with two D+ women. I know curves when I see them.

[aquaticrush]

Yagami-san

[lil_tanuki]

What? I did not imply that I groped them now did I? It's pretty obvious Signum and Shamal have it going on.

[aquaticrush]

Th-that, I didn't ask about that!

[lil_tanuki]

Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaah. You are so glad that you just have to deal with my little innocent self. I see what this is. This is most likely a virus isn't it?

[blahblahblah]

I'd like to hear it.

...Shamal? Was that one of the people living with you now? [She might have missed it with the whole "being unconscious" thing.]

[aquaticrush]

Y-yes.

[lil_tanuki]

All right, well basically in a nutshell seems like the time loop hasn't affected my world. There's been a lot going on over the years too like attacks and events.

Shamal yeah. She's my family and would love to give you a checkup if need be.

[lil_tanuki]

Then not to worry. I don't remember this incident very well, so I'm sure it won't be too big of a deal.

[blahblahblah]

Fifteen years of time... That's a lot to deal with, and if you're a general in that... whatever-it-was Bureau, you must have had some real problems on your hands.

If you insist, I don't mind. I trust you, and by extension your family, not to hurt me any worse than I already did.

[shiningwaters]

You became a Precure?

[lil_tanuki]

It hasn't been all fun and games but I did love every minute of it at times.

No worries, Shamal's really gentle.

[lil_tanuki]

It's sort of my stage name in a way. I've got a few titles, like Mistress of the Azure Sky and such, but I adopted the name in tribute of my family.

[shiningwaters]

I'm sure everyone is proud to have you do that. And I'm glad to see everything turns out okay for you.

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, really. The name is in tribute of everyone that has influenced my life. I'm really happy.

[Hayate grinned and hugged Aqua.] Thanks, that means a lot.

[blahblahblah]

I'm glad. After what we've seen, you deserve to be happy, Hayate. [Her eyes water a little.] For the longest time, I was so afraid you weren't going to make it... but seeing this gives me a little more hope that everything will be okay.

[shiningwaters]

That's very good. And you're welcome.

[lil_tanuki]

Are you in the middle of a mission by the way? Just asking since I have dinner going on.

[lil_tanuki]

Mmm. It's like a preview to come to be honest. Why don't you come over for dinner?

[shiningwaters]

Pretty much, though this is more of a random attack.