Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[blahblahblah]

W-what? Hayate? B-b-but you-

[Sorry, Hayate. You broke Rita, just a little.]

When did you get so big...? A-and you can walk...!

[shiningwaters]

[Aqua seems to be in the middle of something--there's a big Unversed, you see, and it's shooting lightning at her. She cartwheels out of the way before STARING at her Wayfinder connection.]

Hayate?!

[aquaticrush]

*s c r e a m s*

[material_guy]

Hello. Been here a while, huh? First time posting video?

[oceanicbutterfly]

--Hayate-chan?