lil_tanuki: (flirty)
Hayate Yagami ([personal profile] lil_tanuki) wrote2013-04-15 11:26 am

Timewarp Virus - Video

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?
blahblahblah: (What did you say?)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-15 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
W-what? Hayate? B-b-but you-

[Sorry, Hayate. You broke Rita, just a little.]

When did you get so big...? A-and you can walk...!
blahblahblah: (Sounds good.)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It does, doesn't it. I saw you a week or two ago and you were... still a kid. Younger than me. So this is... new. If this is your future, though, I can't say I'm complaining. You're all right... [She smiles.] And you certainly grow into quite the woman.

I'm... mostly okay. I kinda almost fried myself with a spell gone wrong a while back. I got better, but... I'm taking it easy for now.
blahblahblah: (What did you say?)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-16 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fifteen... years... a general... [The look on her face is totally astonished.]

I should be okay now. If you insist, I guess I can, but...
blahblahblah: (Hold on a second.)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-16 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to hear it.

...Shamal? Was that one of the people living with you now? [She might have missed it with the whole "being unconscious" thing.]
blahblahblah: (We need a plan.)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-16 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Fifteen years of time... That's a lot to deal with, and if you're a general in that... whatever-it-was Bureau, you must have had some real problems on your hands.

If you insist, I don't mind. I trust you, and by extension your family, not to hurt me any worse than I already did.
blahblahblah: (Sounds good.)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-16 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad. After what we've seen, you deserve to be happy, Hayate. [Her eyes water a little.] For the longest time, I was so afraid you weren't going to make it... but seeing this gives me a little more hope that everything will be okay.

blahblahblah: (Let's go!)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-17 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I could go for that. I have no idea what the inn is serving tonight, and if it's your cooking I'm completely certain it'd be better anyway.