Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[blahblahblah]

W-what? Hayate? B-b-but you-

[Sorry, Hayate. You broke Rita, just a little.]

When did you get so big...? A-and you can walk...!

[lil_tanuki]

Funny thing about time, it creeps up on people. I guess this is one of those times. Right? [She's grinning. Oh Rita looks the same as usual. She missed out on a lot.]

How've you been Rita-nee?

[blahblahblah]

It does, doesn't it. I saw you a week or two ago and you were... still a kid. Younger than me. So this is... new. If this is your future, though, I can't say I'm complaining. You're all right... [She smiles.] And you certainly grow into quite the woman.

I'm... mostly okay. I kinda almost fried myself with a spell gone wrong a while back. I got better, but... I'm taking it easy for now.

[lil_tanuki]

I managed to avoid the whole time loop curse for magical girls, so we're all right. I'm about 24 right now. And I'm a top ranked General in the TSAB.

You should really get looked at, Rita-nee. Even if I'm several years away, TSAB technology can get you home and back in no time flat.

[blahblahblah]

Fifteen... years... a general... [The look on her face is totally astonished.]

I should be okay now. If you insist, I guess I can, but...

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah! I'll totally give you the rundown of what happened in that time.

I'll also get Shamal to look at you. She's a doctor now too.

[blahblahblah]

I'd like to hear it.

...Shamal? Was that one of the people living with you now? [She might have missed it with the whole "being unconscious" thing.]

[lil_tanuki]

All right, well basically in a nutshell seems like the time loop hasn't affected my world. There's been a lot going on over the years too like attacks and events.

Shamal yeah. She's my family and would love to give you a checkup if need be.

[blahblahblah]

Fifteen years of time... That's a lot to deal with, and if you're a general in that... whatever-it-was Bureau, you must have had some real problems on your hands.

If you insist, I don't mind. I trust you, and by extension your family, not to hurt me any worse than I already did.

[lil_tanuki]

It hasn't been all fun and games but I did love every minute of it at times.

No worries, Shamal's really gentle.

[blahblahblah]

I'm glad. After what we've seen, you deserve to be happy, Hayate. [Her eyes water a little.] For the longest time, I was so afraid you weren't going to make it... but seeing this gives me a little more hope that everything will be okay.

[lil_tanuki]

Mmm. It's like a preview to come to be honest. Why don't you come over for dinner?

[blahblahblah]

I could go for that. I have no idea what the inn is serving tonight, and if it's your cooking I'm completely certain it'd be better anyway.

[lil_tanuki]

My cooking's amazing, you should know that even as a kid. I'll treat you to dinner then.