Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[blahblahblah]

W-what? Hayate? B-b-but you-

[Sorry, Hayate. You broke Rita, just a little.]

When did you get so big...? A-and you can walk...!

[lil_tanuki]

Funny thing about time, it creeps up on people. I guess this is one of those times. Right? [She's grinning. Oh Rita looks the same as usual. She missed out on a lot.]

How've you been Rita-nee?

[blahblahblah]

It does, doesn't it. I saw you a week or two ago and you were... still a kid. Younger than me. So this is... new. If this is your future, though, I can't say I'm complaining. You're all right... [She smiles.] And you certainly grow into quite the woman.

I'm... mostly okay. I kinda almost fried myself with a spell gone wrong a while back. I got better, but... I'm taking it easy for now.

[lil_tanuki]

I managed to avoid the whole time loop curse for magical girls, so we're all right. I'm about 24 right now. And I'm a top ranked General in the TSAB.

You should really get looked at, Rita-nee. Even if I'm several years away, TSAB technology can get you home and back in no time flat.

[blahblahblah]

Fifteen... years... a general... [The look on her face is totally astonished.]

I should be okay now. If you insist, I guess I can, but...

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah! I'll totally give you the rundown of what happened in that time.

I'll also get Shamal to look at you. She's a doctor now too.

[shiningwaters]

[Aqua seems to be in the middle of something--there's a big Unversed, you see, and it's shooting lightning at her. She cartwheels out of the way before STARING at her Wayfinder connection.]

Hayate?!

[lil_tanuki]

Aqua-nee! You look good right now. Hmm, need help? [She's certainly surprised that Aqua would be in the middle of fighting something.]

[shiningwaters]

What...what kind of virus...

[She's speechless. And still dodging attacks.]

[lil_tanuki]

I think you need help. Hold on, let me get changed.

[In a flash of light, Hayate is dressed in some kind of mini-skirted outfit that looks suspiciously like a Precure outfit with a long jacket. And she vanishes to reappear next to Aqua.]

Heyo! So, this is what we're beating up huh? [And she hurled a flurry of ice lances at it.]

[shiningwaters]

Unversed. They pop up randomly, and without my Keyblade, I can't use half of my magic.

[lil_tanuki]

Frustrating then. [Spinning her staff around, she slammed it down, creating a shockwave.]

[aquaticrush]

*s c r e a m s*

[lil_tanuki]

[Nyahahahahahahahaha~!]

I see you responded well to the joke~ ♪

[aquaticrush]

Th-th-that, why?

[lil_tanuki]

Because I make it a habit of playing practical jokes all the time. That, and for me it's April Fools.

So my family's going to come back to "mom" all naked for them.

[aquaticrush]

That's kind of scary...

[lil_tanuki]

I'm a terrible tease. Just horrible.

[material_guy]

Hello. Been here a while, huh? First time posting video?

[lil_tanuki]

Heh, not exactly. The last time I posted a video I was two feet smaller.

[material_guy]

Ah. [That takes the wind right out of his sails.] A kid, huh?

[lil_tanuki]

Normally yeah. I checked some posts, so I know what year this is for most people.

[material_guy]

Same year you remember posting last time? Did you just get a body shift or's if been a few years to you or...

[oceanicbutterfly]

--Hayate-chan?

[lil_tanuki]

Karen-nee, hiiii~! You caught me in the middle of one of my pranks.