lil_tanuki | Timewarp Virus

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.

[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

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Because I'm ~~horrible~~ ~~a pervert~~ her little turned big sister who just wants to make her dreams come true in the chest department.

I don't even think groping people to make them grow actually works! You're stuck the way you are forever...

I could use magic to do it. I have a million spells at my disposal.

Why is it so important to you?

*She's covering her chest instinctively now, even if she isn't small enough for Hayate to want to use her as a test subject.*

Because!

[And her expression softens as her voice grows soft.]

Because I want her to be happy. She did so much for me as a child, and she got to see me grow up into the woman I am. I'll do anything for her happiness.

W-well, yes... she is a good person who's helped a lot of others.

Yes. I'm really happy to have known her, so I want to do everything I can for her.

Wouldn't you normally just bake her cookies, though.

I could do that. But it seems like such a waste at times. Since Nozomi will inevitably eat them. Not that I'm opposed to the idea, but I want to do something unique for her.

I give up...

Could be worse. Could teach you the tentacle spell.

What use would something like that be? I mean, I've managed to control water into something similar, but that was when I didn't have control over myself or my abilities, so it wasn't very effective and just lashed out. I suppose there would be mundane utilities like getting things off high shelves...

*Retasu may read a lot, but she clearly is not reading the right things.*

[Really? She's in a harem and doesn't know the practical use of tentacles? Poor girl.]

Well I'll admit it was used well for getting things off shelves. But it certainly spices up bedroom acrobatics.