lil_tanuki | Timewarp Virus

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.

[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

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I'll try not to scare you next time I offer to teach you something cool.

P-please, no hadaka apron.

That's an advanced student thing. You're not there yet.

A-and no groping, please. Even if you said you only did it to smaller girls a-and maybe I shouldn't be worried, um, just in case...

Pfffh. Hey don't worry. You've got a nice figure for your body shape. You're safe from my hands.

Body shape... Does that mean I'm fat?

Of course not! Why would I say that?

If it were true?

You're curvy, not fat. There is a difference.

If you're sure. This is embarrassing.

Trust me, I live with two D+ women. I know curves when I see them.

Yagami-san

What? I did not imply that I groped them now did I? It's pretty obvious Signum and Shamal have it going on.

Th-that, I didn't ask about that!

Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaah. You are so glad that you just have to deal with my little innocent self. I see what this is. This is most likely a virus isn't it?