Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[blahblahblah]

W-what? Hayate? B-b-but you-

[Sorry, Hayate. You broke Rita, just a little.]

When did you get so big...? A-and you can walk...!

[shiningwaters]

[Aqua seems to be in the middle of something--there's a big Unversed, you see, and it's shooting lightning at her. She cartwheels out of the way before STARING at her Wayfinder connection.]

Hayate?!

[lil_tanuki]

Funny thing about time, it creeps up on people. I guess this is one of those times. Right? [She's grinning. Oh Rita looks the same as usual. She missed out on a lot.]

How've you been Rita-nee?

[lil_tanuki]

Aqua-nee! You look good right now. Hmm, need help? [She's certainly surprised that Aqua would be in the middle of fighting something.]

[blahblahblah]

It does, doesn't it. I saw you a week or two ago and you were... still a kid. Younger than me. So this is... new. If this is your future, though, I can't say I'm complaining. You're all right... [She smiles.] And you certainly grow into quite the woman.

I'm... mostly okay. I kinda almost fried myself with a spell gone wrong a while back. I got better, but... I'm taking it easy for now.

[lil_tanuki]

I managed to avoid the whole time loop curse for magical girls, so we're all right. I'm about 24 right now. And I'm a top ranked General in the TSAB.

You should really get looked at, Rita-nee. Even if I'm several years away, TSAB technology can get you home and back in no time flat.

[aquaticrush]

*s c r e a m s*

[lil_tanuki]

[Nyahahahahahahahaha~!]

I see you responded well to the joke~ ♪

[aquaticrush]

Th-th-that, why?

[lil_tanuki]

Because I make it a habit of playing practical jokes all the time. That, and for me it's April Fools.

So my family's going to come back to "mom" all naked for them.

[aquaticrush]

That's kind of scary...

[lil_tanuki]

I'm a terrible tease. Just horrible.

[aquaticrush]

Y-you know Karen-san is sensitive about that sort of thing, too! You don't need to say those things!

[lil_tanuki]

As her little-turned-big sister, it's my duty to expand her bust in any way possible! I'm singlehandedly responsible for contributing to several members of my team.

[aquaticrush]

WHY

[lil_tanuki]

Because I'm horrible a pervert her little turned big sister who just wants to make her dreams come true in the chest department.

[aquaticrush]

I don't even think groping people to make them grow actually works! You're stuck the way you are forever...

[lil_tanuki]

I could use magic to do it. I have a million spells at my disposal.

[aquaticrush]

Why is it so important to you?

*She's covering her chest instinctively now, even if she isn't small enough for Hayate to want to use her as a test subject.*

[lil_tanuki]

Because!

[And her expression softens as her voice grows soft.]

Because I want her to be happy. She did so much for me as a child, and she got to see me grow up into the woman I am. I'll do anything for her happiness.

[aquaticrush]

W-well, yes... she is a good person who's helped a lot of others.

[lil_tanuki]

Yes. I'm really happy to have known her, so I want to do everything I can for her.

[aquaticrush]

Wouldn't you normally just bake her cookies, though.

[lil_tanuki]

I could do that. But it seems like such a waste at times. Since Nozomi will inevitably eat them. Not that I'm opposed to the idea, but I want to do something unique for her.

[shiningwaters]

What...what kind of virus...

[She's speechless. And still dodging attacks.]