lil_tanuki: (flirty)
Hayate Yagami ([personal profile] lil_tanuki) wrote2013-04-15 11:26 am

Timewarp Virus - Video

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?
blahblahblah: (What did you say?)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-15 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
W-what? Hayate? B-b-but you-

[Sorry, Hayate. You broke Rita, just a little.]

When did you get so big...? A-and you can walk...!
shiningwaters: (Shock)

[personal profile] shiningwaters 2013-04-15 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aqua seems to be in the middle of something--there's a big Unversed, you see, and it's shooting lightning at her. She cartwheels out of the way before STARING at her Wayfinder connection.]

Hayate?!
blahblahblah: (Sounds good.)

[personal profile] blahblahblah 2013-04-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It does, doesn't it. I saw you a week or two ago and you were... still a kid. Younger than me. So this is... new. If this is your future, though, I can't say I'm complaining. You're all right... [She smiles.] And you certainly grow into quite the woman.

I'm... mostly okay. I kinda almost fried myself with a spell gone wrong a while back. I got better, but... I'm taking it easy for now.
aquaticrush: Retasu dropping a tray. ([r] someone get a towel)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-15 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*s c r e a m s*
aquaticrush: Chibi Retasu worrying. ([r] but i fail at things)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-15 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Th-th-that, why?
aquaticrush: Retasu wibbling behind a tray. ([r] why meee)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-15 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's kind of scary...
aquaticrush: Retasu protesting. ([r] learned to stand up for myself)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-16 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Y-you know Karen-san is sensitive about that sort of thing, too! You don't need to say those things!
aquaticrush: Retasu has no idea what's going on. ([r] paniiiiiic)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-16 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
WHY
aquaticrush: Little Retasu with a fish tail being shy. ([r] .3.)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even think groping people to make them grow actually works! You're stuck the way you are forever...
aquaticrush: Retasu happy but embarrassed with books. ([r] is this a good idea)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why is it so important to you?

*She's covering her chest instinctively now, even if she isn't small enough for Hayate to want to use her as a test subject.*
aquaticrush: Retasu happy. ([r] smile)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
W-well, yes... she is a good person who's helped a lot of others.
aquaticrush: Retasu having been pushed to the ground. ([r] don't hurt me)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2013-04-16 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't you normally just bake her cookies, though.
shiningwaters: (Flustered)

[personal profile] shiningwaters 2013-04-16 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
What...what kind of virus...

[She's speechless. And still dodging attacks.]

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