Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Wouldn't you normally just bake her cookies, though.

[lil_tanuki]

I could do that. But it seems like such a waste at times. Since Nozomi will inevitably eat them. Not that I'm opposed to the idea, but I want to do something unique for her.

[aquaticrush]

I give up...

[lil_tanuki]

Could be worse. Could teach you the tentacle spell.

[aquaticrush]

What use would something like that be? I mean, I've managed to control water into something similar, but that was when I didn't have control over myself or my abilities, so it wasn't very effective and just lashed out. I suppose there would be mundane utilities like getting things off high shelves...

*Retasu may read a lot, but she clearly is not reading the right things.*

[lil_tanuki]

[Really? She's in a harem and doesn't know the practical use of tentacles? Poor girl.]

Well I'll admit it was used well for getting things off shelves. But it certainly spices up bedroom acrobatics.

[aquaticrush]

It's for fitness?

[lil_tanuki]

In a way, yes.

[aquaticrush]

I haven't heard of a use like that. Is it like those bars where you pull yourself up to make your arms stronger?

[lil_tanuki]

It's more like an endurance check really.

[aquaticrush]

So you wanted to teach me something like that so I'd become stronger?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, pretty much! It's useful in any situation.

[aquaticrush]

Well, even if you are scaring me, I guess between the people who are offering to teach me things to get stronger, you aren't as scary as Kefka-san...

[lil_tanuki]

I'll try not to scare you next time I offer to teach you something cool.

[aquaticrush]

P-please, no hadaka apron.

[lil_tanuki]

That's an advanced student thing. You're not there yet.

[aquaticrush]

A-and no groping, please. Even if you said you only did it to smaller girls a-and maybe I shouldn't be worried, um, just in case...

[lil_tanuki]

Pfffh. Hey don't worry. You've got a nice figure for your body shape. You're safe from my hands.

[aquaticrush]

Body shape... Does that mean I'm fat?

[lil_tanuki]

Of course not! Why would I say that?

[aquaticrush]

If it were true?

[lil_tanuki]

You're curvy, not fat. There is a difference.

[aquaticrush]

If you're sure. This is embarrassing.

[lil_tanuki]

Trust me, I live with two D+ women. I know curves when I see them.

[aquaticrush]

Yagami-san