Timewarp Virus - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The camera seems to be... creeping? There's a high feminine voice humming as it pans up a set of shapely legs. She's humming to herself as her back is to the others as she turns around and smiles.]

Well hello Community! Back again I see. Up to the old shenanigans again I take it?

[Hayate smiles as she raises a finger and waggles it.] You could have been sneaking up on me when I was bathing or something. You just like showing me at my worst, huh? At least I wasn't doing anything naughty this time. Yet.


[The young woman walked around and oh god why was she in a apron and nothing else? She grinned and leaned forward, adjusting the camera.] Oh this? This is me planning something silly. I'm going to give my kids the heart attack of a century.

Why? Because I want to. And Karen-nee is coming over and I want to show her how I filled out. I need to contribute to her bust check too. [And Hayate squeezed her chest experimentally.] Oh don't look so surprised, I'm wearing underwear, it's just flesh tones. You'd think I was trying to get a rise out of everyone.

[Hayate grinned.] So entertain me everyone, what's been happening since you last spoke to the little crippled kidlet? Hmm?

Comments

[material_guy]

Ah. [That takes the wind right out of his sails.] A kid, huh?

[lil_tanuki]

Normally yeah. I checked some posts, so I know what year this is for most people.

[material_guy]

Same year you remember posting last time? Did you just get a body shift or's if been a few years to you or...

[lil_tanuki]

It looks like I'm able to post from the future. Virus.

[material_guy]

Heeeh, so it's that one again... How many years're you in the future?

[lil_tanuki]

About fifteen years or so. I'm 24.

[material_guy]

So the right-now you'd be nine or ten... you said you checked the dates 'n all that. I take it you----the, y'know, 24 year old you I'm talkin' to---remember about fifteen years or so of using this thing, huh? It didn't just come back in the future after disappearing?

[lil_tanuki]

It's been used for a long time now. I've grown up with the community pretty much.

[material_guy]

Fifteen years of this place, huh? That's kind of impressive in a way.

[lil_tanuki]

And getting there and all.