Doilies and Tea Parties

[lil_tanuki]

[Well when one had an unexpected houseguest, one broke out the drinks and food. At least that's what Hayate was doing for one Nathan who had appeared in her house, connected to her with a red string.

Well she did kind of like older men, even if he was a bit of a potty mouth.]

How do you like your coffee? I think we also have some beer the last time I had a visitor over.

Comments

[lil_tanuki]

But it's not that bad to be honest. I get a lot of care and I've been meeting people.

/SOBS INTO HANDS

[thats_brutal]

But... don't you wanna, you know, walk and ****? I don't think... I don't think I could live if I couldn't walk. Like... I'd ****ing kill myself.

/pats XD

[lil_tanuki]

I'd like to walk. Hopefully one day I'll be able to do. I can kind of walk, but it takes a lot of effort.

[thats_brutal]

Kind of? What's "Kind of" mean?

[lil_tanuki]

My friends made a wish and some of my disease went into remission. I can walk but with really big effort on my part.

[thats_brutal]

They made a wish? And that shit really worked?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah it did. Sadly it's not working quite well.

[thats_brutal]

Well yeah. Obviously since you can't ****ing walk.

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah. I can walk myself short distances, but it's really really getting hard again.

[thats_brutal]

Oh oh okay so you can walk but, like, not very far?

[pause]

What... What happens? Do you like, ****ing collapse or something?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, my legs give out. It's kind of hard so I'm trying to build up strength while I have a railing to hold onto.

[thats_brutal]

But... uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh what do you do if, like, you go somewhere and it doesn't have that ****ing railing or ramps or **** like that? Do people have to, I don't know, carry you?

[lil_tanuki]

Well yes, that's a limitation. I have to get pulled up the stairs or carried, so yes, it's hard for me.

[thats_brutal]

Huh.

[He's not thinking about how he can use this to potentially fuck with the rest of the band.





Okay yeah yeah he is.]

So uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what are we supposed to do?

[lil_tanuki]

Hmm... not too sure. I've never been tied to someone before. Maybe we could go out together?

[thats_brutal]

Go... out?

[no, really, this is a foreign concept to him.]

Annnnnd do what?

[lil_tanuki]

Maybe take a walk? Get some fresh air and such.

[thats_brutal]

A walk. Like, just... walk? Not do anything, just... walk?

[lil_tanuki]

We could also go out and get some stuff if you wanted too!

[thats_brutal]

Ugh [he sighs, grumbling] I don't need stuff. I've got enough stuff.

[lil_tanuki]

Did you need more beer then? I only have a sixpack left.

[thats_brutal]

[His eyes widen like she's just given him the most horrifying news EVER]

What?! You only have a six pack? How the **** do you only have a six pack? That's nothing!

[lil_tanuki]

Well I am ten. The only reason why I have alcohol in the house is because my parents had it before they died.

[thats_brutal]

[he grumbles]

that's no excuse. I've ****ing been drinking since before I was 10.

[Yes because clearly you're a prime example of a good human being, Nathan.]

[lil_tanuki]

Really? That's different. I never thought anyone could start drinking from that age.