Doilies and Tea Parties

[lil_tanuki]

[Well when one had an unexpected houseguest, one broke out the drinks and food. At least that's what Hayate was doing for one Nathan who had appeared in her house, connected to her with a red string.

Well she did kind of like older men, even if he was a bit of a potty mouth.]

How do you like your coffee? I think we also have some beer the last time I had a visitor over.

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[lil_tanuki]

[Welcome to Nanohaverse, population three kids, one of them sporting giant pink lasers! She nodded and wheeled over to fetch it. Good thing she had a significant liquor cabinet. Or at least moderate.]

All right, it'll be ready in a moment. Have a seat!

[Fortunately there's plenty of room on the string. So far at least.]

I'm so sorry lol

[thats_brutal]

[It didn't seem possible for his frown to get any deeper yet, somehow, it does. He glares at the chair as if willing it to explode or burst into flames or something. Unfortunately it does not. He's stuck there... with a little girl... in a wheelchair.

How the fuck could this get ANY worse?

He sighs and sits down heavily in the chair]

You're not gonna ****ing die are you?

[You know, like kids in wheelchairs usually do.]

hahaha XD

[lil_tanuki]

[Wheeling over, she holds out the cans for him to take.] I... probably. I don't know if my illness will get better.

Re: hahaha XD

[thats_brutal]

[He takes the cans, downing one of them in one go and dropping it on the table. He regards her for a moment, still holding the second can.]

So... what the ****'s wrong with you?

[So tactful, Nathan]

[lil_tanuki]

Not too sure. The doctors can't find out why my legs are paralyzing.

[thats_brutal]

So you can't feel anything? Like... If someone stabbed you in the leg. You couldn't... Couldn't feel that?

[lil_tanuki]

I probably could at this point, it's not that bad. But my muscles don't react well in the vein of walking.

[thats_brutal]

So you can feel shit but you can't walk? [he sighs, pausing for a long moment as he takes a sip of his beer]

That ****ing sucks.

[lil_tanuki]

Tell me about it. It's frustrating to be honest, and I dunno if I'm going to get better.

[thats_brutal]

[cue awkward silence as he frankly doesn't know what the fuck he's supposed to say. Uuuuuuhhhhhhh right.

He sips his beer and looks rather perturbed... which is pretty much his default look actually]

[lil_tanuki]

But it's not that bad to be honest. I get a lot of care and I've been meeting people.

/SOBS INTO HANDS

[thats_brutal]

But... don't you wanna, you know, walk and ****? I don't think... I don't think I could live if I couldn't walk. Like... I'd ****ing kill myself.

/pats XD

[lil_tanuki]

I'd like to walk. Hopefully one day I'll be able to do. I can kind of walk, but it takes a lot of effort.

[thats_brutal]

Kind of? What's "Kind of" mean?

[lil_tanuki]

My friends made a wish and some of my disease went into remission. I can walk but with really big effort on my part.

[thats_brutal]

They made a wish? And that shit really worked?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah it did. Sadly it's not working quite well.

[thats_brutal]

Well yeah. Obviously since you can't ****ing walk.

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah. I can walk myself short distances, but it's really really getting hard again.

[thats_brutal]

Oh oh okay so you can walk but, like, not very far?

[pause]

What... What happens? Do you like, ****ing collapse or something?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, my legs give out. It's kind of hard so I'm trying to build up strength while I have a railing to hold onto.

[thats_brutal]

But... uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh what do you do if, like, you go somewhere and it doesn't have that ****ing railing or ramps or **** like that? Do people have to, I don't know, carry you?

[lil_tanuki]

Well yes, that's a limitation. I have to get pulled up the stairs or carried, so yes, it's hard for me.

[thats_brutal]

Huh.

[He's not thinking about how he can use this to potentially fuck with the rest of the band.





Okay yeah yeah he is.]

So uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what are we supposed to do?

[lil_tanuki]

Hmm... not too sure. I've never been tied to someone before. Maybe we could go out together?